Back to the Future

After not posting for an extremely lengthy period of time, we now return to our story of the future.
When we last left our whale decorating hero, he will have lost a toenail, which will have an undiscovered fungus growing on four thirds of it by the time of its misplacement. As soon as the sodium crystals will hit the water, the Italian uncle will sneeze while trying to pluck his eye brows. An onlooking pelican will slip on the dock and get amnesia while a herd of nine seaguls will run into a telephone pole simultaniously. Indubidably!