That one time in the future.

Once upon a time, many years in the future, there will be a league of several people that waste their entire life playing endangered animal Yahtzee. However, what these poor souls will never realize is that the one die that they will accidentally throw at a passing walrus will bounce off of the left eye lid, fall into a sewer drain, float down the sewage in a spam can, be discovered by a flock of green mice, and save their starving mouse baby from an odd disease that can only be cured by the shavings of the playing pieces of certain board games. After gnawing the cube into a dust-like substance, the rodent parents lubricated the miraculous remedy with spit and served it to their ailing offspring on the strangely misplaced toenail of a 12 and 1/2 year old deep sea orca painter that lives in the northeastern part of southern Zimbabwe, but was vacationing on a houseboat on Lake Erie with his great uncle from Venice at the time of the toenail loss.
You see, it all started when he was flicking two grains of salt out from between the skin flaps on his right elbow...