Hello all,
My name is Dr. Rivsauski Archicanton Nii Durfald Oblankerson. But you can just call me Dr. Rando. I acquired my Ph. D. in Humology at the East Carolina Pacific University of Hilarity, Humor, Comedy, and Nursing. However, as much as the medical program intrigued me, I am not that kind of doctor. Throughout all of my years studying the human machine (since I did take a few courses of Brains 101) I have found that there is one remedy, completely natural, that much of humanity has disregarded in this manner: laughter. I'm sure you have all heard the famous saying, "One in the hand is worth two in the bush?" Well, my discovery has absolutely nothing to do with that. You may also have heard this saying: "Laughter is the best medicine." That, my friends, is what I have based my entire theory of long life on. For, while we have plenty of comedians out there with their sex jokes, political jokes, and jokes that just plain make fun of other people, I do not consider those real humor. For, while they can bring about laughter to those of the unclean mind, they continue to pollute the already dirty brain with more filth. Folks, my purpose here is to introduce the future of the giggle, the latest in chuckles, and, for the pure of heart and mind, full out hilarity. Please, sit back and enjoy.
-Dr. Rando
WARNING: Avoid drinks while taking medication prescribed by Dr. Rando. Thank you.
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